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Big Daddy is not having a good week. Big Daddy has discovered that classes taught by melaglomaniacs are not a good experiment in social psycology. Next time Big Daddy wants to discover what it is like to be psychotically insane, Big Daddy will just read Mein Kampf.

Big Daddy is also digging on the Japanese. The grammar is much like Spanish. But Spanish is still the far superior language. Big Daddy's native language is much prettier, anyway.

~translated from the Spanish~

Whoever thinks that this is wrong, can blow me

Date: 2007-10-22 02:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-kaminari.livejournal.com
~Translated from Japanese~

I think you're wrong.

~Translated from Japanese~

Date: 2007-10-22 02:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-rictor.livejournal.com
Ah, but you are biased. You should try to learn Spanish when you're done with English. I think you will like it much better. Our grammar's pretty similar.

(also, who turned the tranlator thing on mine? And why can't I turn it off?)

Date: 2007-10-22 02:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-kaminari.livejournal.com
~Translated from Japanese~

I'm tired of languages. I don't even want to learn English and now you want me to learn another one? Too tired right now.

(No idea. Jennie and I went hunting for the one for my computer, so I'd assume you must have turned it on yourself. Or it's automatic and we just didn't know.)

~Translated from Japanese~

Date: 2007-10-22 03:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
NEENER NEENER! I don't have to take any anymore! C- in Spanish and I'm doooone!

Julio, dude, WHY did you volunteer for a class with Dr. CreepyMcVonEvilSatan?

Date: 2007-10-22 03:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-kaminari.livejournal.com
~Translated from Japanese~

...

You broke the translation program. Why is Julio taking a class with a Mr. Slightly-Disturbing-scottish-german-Evil-King-of-Demons?

Also, what the fuck is "Neener Neener"?

~Translated from Japanese~

Date: 2007-10-22 03:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
Neener Nee... I'll come over and show you. It's a noise to make fun of someone.

And Dr. CreepyMcVonEvilSatan is Dr. Farouk. He's totally fucking creepy. Gives me a wiggins.

Date: 2007-10-22 04:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-kaminari.livejournal.com
~Translated from Japanese~

You talk even stranger English than Kevin, and his accent is crazy-making. Sure, come over. I have chicken. Then you can explain 'wiggins', too.

~Translated from Japanese~

Date: 2007-10-22 04:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
You wanna hear crazy-making? Talk to Julio in the morning before he wakes up enough to remember what language he's talking in.

I see your chicken, and raise you cornbread. Which was Friday's cooking class lesson, and is made with AWESOME.

Date: 2007-10-22 04:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-kaminari.livejournal.com
~Translated from Japanese~

You make my brain hurt. How do you make something with awesome? That's even aside from the bit where you get mocked now for being in the cooking class.

~Translated from Japanese~

Date: 2007-10-22 04:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
It means that it's awesome. I made awesome cornbread.

Dude, if you had to eat like I have to eat, you'd take cooking too. I have to eat a ton of food, and there's a ton of stuff I CAN'T eat, so I can't eat anything from a box, anything from fast food places, except like one weird one that I don't even know the name of because there aren't any in New York.

Learning to make my own food means I can eat what I want, when I want, without having to make anyone else's life hell.

Date: 2007-10-22 04:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wither.livejournal.com
Congratulations on being harder to understand than I am even with a translator!

Date: 2007-10-22 04:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-kaminari.livejournal.com
~Translated from Japanese~

Are you an energy projector? Mr. Summers told me that most energy projectors do have to eat like crazy and, frankly, I'd rather have to eat like crazy than be crazy because of my powers. And if you can't eat fast food, maybe you don't want my chicken. Which is good, cause then it's more for me. But I thought you could get anything in New York. I mean, you can get giant hamburgers and sushi. You can even get manga - Amanda brought me some.

That's a fine reason to be in cooking class, but I'm still gonna mock you. Cause you're a guy and you're doing cooking. Best most of my male classmates could do was, like, pudding. Instant pudding. But, then, our Home Making teacher totally coddled them all the time, and we'd be making, like, two layer cakes and they'd be frying eggs.

~Translated from Japanese~

Date: 2007-10-22 04:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
Nope. I'm feral. Uh. Basically super-senses (it's how I know you don't smell like fish.) and weird ears and ugly feet (Five bucks says Jan comments to say my feet aren't ugly.) and fangs and claws, and a crazy metabolism. And I heal really crazy fast, but not as crazy fast as Logan.

Your chicken's KFC, right? I can eat KFC, just not a lot of it. The grease gives me the poo gas.

Dude, frying eggs is HARD. I can't cook anything that means flipping it over. I dunno what that's about, but so far, I've screwed up pancakes and fried eggs. WTF?

Date: 2007-10-22 03:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-kaminari.livejournal.com
~Translated from Japanese~

You'll have to show me your feet before I can say, but your ears aren't weird, they're cute. So are the fangs. But it would probably be really weird to kiss you with those. Also, you're REALLY hairy. Not as hairy as Logan. Maybe the healing and the hairy are related? Cause I'd rather not heal super fast if it meant I wasn't really hairy.

~Translated from Japanese~

Date: 2007-10-22 03:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
I'm told by some people who would know that you get used to the fangs. I dunno, I got used to them pretty fast, but they were, you know, in my mouth, so it's not like I had a choice.

I did have a pretty godawful lisp for about a month though. Sounded like a total dorkwad.

And yeah, I'm hairy. On the scale of hairy, I'm under Logan, and Dr. Hank, who works in Muir now, and maybe Mr. Sefton, who is just kind of fuzzy, but all over.

I think the hairy is more because of the claws and fangs then the healing fast. And also cause I'm a guy - I know someone with powers kind of like mine but without the claws and fangs, and as far as I know, she's not hairy. I'd have to ask Nate though, he'd know better then I would.

Date: 2007-10-22 04:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-rahne.livejournal.com
I'm thinking if you're going to mock somebody it should be your male classmates, then. ;)

Date: 2007-10-22 03:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-kaminari.livejournal.com
~Translated from Japanese~

But they're proper boys.

~Translated from Japanese~

Date: 2007-10-22 04:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-rahne.livejournal.com
I suppose if you like that sort of thing it's your business. Myself, I don't find incompetence enhances masculinity.

Date: 2007-10-22 02:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wasp.livejournal.com
Don't listen to Kyle about his ears and feet. He likews to go on about how weird and ugly there are, but it's not true. He has really cute feet and absolutely adorable ears.

And, seriously, what's there to mock about a guy who can cook? Shows he has initiative and doesn't just expect "the womenfolk" to make his dinner. Kyle's helped me bake cookies and he's been a lot more helpful than some other people.

Date: 2007-10-22 02:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
And they were TOTALLY AWESOME COOKIES.

Date: 2007-10-22 02:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-emplate.livejournal.com
Indeed, we of the cullinarily enabled are every bit as manly as the next bloke. I find rare satisfaction in the ability to feed myself, and whosoever else I should be so inclined to treat. Anyone can turn on a microwave, but it takes a real man to spiral a pineapple.

Date: 2007-10-22 03:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-kaminari.livejournal.com
~Translated from Japanese~

Er, do you really talk that strangely in English, too, or is the translator messing with me? I had to look up half those words.

~Translated from Japanese~

Date: 2007-10-22 03:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-emplate.livejournal.com
Alas, this habit of speech is mine perpetual. It required many years of careful cultivation and additionally a parent whose first language was not English. My French, I am assured, is far less inexplicable. Whilst tolerant of my many crimes against English, Mum wouldn't stand for that one to be mangled.

Date: 2007-10-22 03:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-kaminari.livejournal.com
~Translated from Japanese~

It is way too much work to figure out what you're saying most of the time.

~Translated from Japanese~

Date: 2007-10-22 03:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-kaminari.livejournal.com
~Translated from Japanese~

Well, that's stupid.

~Translated from Japanese~

Date: 2007-10-22 03:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-emplate.livejournal.com
Indeed, which is why it is such a useful tool in the lowering of society's expectations. I come from a background wherein everybody expects something of me. As such, my retaliation has involved crafting of a demeanor which says "Don't bother." Whilst useless against my immediate family, I'm rarely bothered by anyone else. No one gives the shallow a second thought.

Date: 2007-10-22 04:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-kaminari.livejournal.com
~Translated from Japanese~

Yeah, still too much work.

~Translated from Japanese~

Date: 2007-10-22 04:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-emplate.livejournal.com
No worries, being this brainless takes quite a lot of work. Comprehending it is similar.

Date: 2007-10-23 02:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-roulette.livejournal.com
Okay, dude, now I want to see what happens when you speech French with the translator. Cause you're sometimes easier to understand in French than English.

Date: 2007-10-23 03:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-emplate.livejournal.com
And what precisely am I meant to be saying? No guidance, none at all. I cannot fathom how I'm meant to provide an adequate example with little to no substance upon which to base it.

Ah well, I shall try to make do . . .

~Translated from French~

I've heard some say that people adopt different personalities based on which language they're speaking. Let's think about that for a minute. In some ways I guess it might be related to public and private persona. For instance, hardly anyone addresses a stranger like they talk to their friends. If you speak one language at home and another to the rest of the world, that sense of in-group/out-group division is even greater. How much can you ever really know someone if you don't understand their native language? In extreme cases it might even create what would seem like two entirely different identities.

~Translated from French~


Or so one would imagine.

Date: 2007-10-23 03:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-roulette.livejournal.com
And still, he uses to crazy vocabulary. However, the sentence structure sounds like one that occurs in nature. All in all, I am pleased.

(I shouldn't try Greek on this thing, unless you want to see me sound like a five-year old)

Date: 2007-10-23 03:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-emplate.livejournal.com
"Persona" is to be considered an extraordinary vocabulary word? I now find myself inexplicably depressed.

Doesn't your Greek extend to ordering meals and inquiring as to the location of the nearest washroom?

Date: 2007-10-23 04:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-roulette.livejournal.com
Observe!

~translated from Greek~

I try to remember how to speak how I made when I was small. Yaya says the accent that is mine it is jokes. I cannot write Greek. It is very hard. This keyboard is villain for. I like... uhmmmmm the shoes?

~Translated from Greek~


In my defense, though, I had to re-learn an entirely new alphabet. Because it looks like this:

Προσπαθώ να θυμηθώ πώς να μιλήσω καθώς έκανα όταν ήμουν μικρός. Το Yaya λέει η έμφασή ότι μου είναι αστεία. Δεν μπορώ να γράψω τα ελληνικά. Είναι πολύ σκληρό. Αυτό το πληκτρολόγιο είναι κακό για το. Συμπαθώ... uhmmmmm τα παπούτσια;

Date: 2007-10-22 09:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wallflower-.livejournal.com
I would not say shallow so much as obtuse. Besides, you help me restock the high shelves in medlab - anyone who does that can't be completely without value. ;)

Date: 2007-10-22 03:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-kaminari.livejournal.com
~Translated from Japanese~

I haven't seen his feet, but his ears are very cute. Also, if we spike his hair he'll look like he's from Dragonball.

And cooking is girl's work.

~Translated from Japanese~

Date: 2007-10-22 05:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wasp.livejournal.com
"Girl's work"? Uh-huh. Yeah, that would be a big fat HELL NO!

What, you think there's some kind of rule saying all girls have to cook and guys don't? I cook, but that's just because I like cooking, not because I'm a girl. You want some guy to tell you you have to cook all his meals for him, you go right ahead, but me, I'd never be with a guy like that.

Date: 2007-10-23 02:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-rictor.livejournal.com
Correction. Cooking is not women's work. Women simply do it better than men.

Date: 2007-10-23 03:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-kaminari.livejournal.com
~Translated from Japanese~

Well, that's certainly true enough.

~Translated from Japanese~

Date: 2007-10-23 06:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wallflower-.livejournal.com
Actually, that depends entirely on the man. There's some Michelin star chefs that would be quite peeved at you for saying they weren't fantastic cooks simply because their reproductive bits dangle. Of course, with the sheer talent all about you, I can't really fault you for thinking women are better cooks then men. *cheeky grin*

Date: 2007-10-23 02:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-rictor.livejournal.com
Because I wanted to see how the brain of an insane person works? I am discovering it works very very well. In evil.

(a 10 page paper? In a WEEK? ~translated from Spanish~ fuck your mother...)

Date: 2007-10-23 05:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-skin.livejournal.com
Julio, remember the translator and watch your Spanish.

Date: 2007-10-24 01:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-rictor.livejournal.com
Since when are you my mother?

I mean, you certainly are womanly enough to be someone's mother, but you are definitely not mine.

Date: 2007-10-24 06:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-skin.livejournal.com
Grow up, kid. And you get to explain to Leong and Nga what those words mean. Then explain to their sister what you told them.

Have fun!

Date: 2007-10-22 04:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-penance.livejournal.com
English is the very difficult language to learn, but it is getting easier over the time. When I was coming to the school, I could not speak very much at all, but now I am getting better. It helps that there are people to help me.

Oh! Mr Haller showed me the origami as the powers training! It is from Japan, like you are, yes? If you like, we could be doing the origami together? I am still learning, but I like it very much.

Date: 2007-10-22 04:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-kaminari.livejournal.com
~Translated from Japanese~

Huh. Your English must still not be very good, the translation into Japanese is terrible. But it's got to be better than mine. I'm not even going to try and answer in English.

I don't really do origami - I know how to make a crane, I guess. Not really all that good at sitting still and being careful and stuff.

~Translated from Japanese~

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