x_rictor: (contemplating)
[personal profile] x_rictor
In the past two days, we have been told that someone was dead, only to find out that he is not. I believe we all have learned a very valuble lesson.

Always check for a body. If a body is found, make damn sure that it is the body in question.

On the other hand, I found it was a much better April Fool's ...thing that the others I have recieved today. Gibney, if you rickroll me again I am going to find you and personally break both your hands.

Date: 2008-04-02 12:42 am (UTC)
xp_daytripper: (biting my tongue)
From: [personal profile] xp_daytripper
*shrugs* DNA takes at least five days to do, and according to Sof, there wasn't enough else left to actually identify. Roof of church falling in on him + suddenly lost to telepathy + lost to location spell + iPod found in someone's thorax = fairly reasonable assumption a specific someone's dead.

but since being wrong means Mark isn't dead, I guess we can wear the egg on our faces for this one.

Date: 2008-04-02 12:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-rictor.livejournal.com
I am merely saying. With this groups track record? I refuse to believe that someone is dead until someone physically hits me with a body. Or something.

Date: 2008-04-02 12:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
I could come hit you with my fists. They're attached to my body.

Also the last one wasn't a rickroll, it was a bdazzled or something. Forge got me with the damn Alison Blaire this morning and if i gotta suffer you ALL GOTTA SUFFER.

... stupid pop songs goddamn catchy grr.

Date: 2008-04-02 12:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-rictor.livejournal.com
Yes. That was. I think I need to claim toes for that one. I am sure Mr. Marko will lend me an axe.

Date: 2008-04-02 12:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
nuh-uh. I just got all of my ear back.

Date: 2008-04-02 12:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-rictor.livejournal.com
Well fine.

I have a hockey stick that will work just as well.

Date: 2008-04-02 01:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-rictor.livejournal.com
I am not clicking that.

Date: 2008-04-02 01:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
It's not Rick Astley, dude. I can only do that so many times before I get sick of hearing the song.

Date: 2008-04-02 01:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
Dude, the url thingy is right THERE.

Date: 2008-04-02 01:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-rictor.livejournal.com
..... fine.

Date: 2008-04-02 01:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Date: 2008-04-02 01:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-rictor.livejournal.com
Oi. Guero. Behind you.

Date: 2008-04-02 01:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-rictor.livejournal.com
I am not the roommate that does that, remember?

I am the one that hits with a hockey stick.

Date: 2008-04-02 12:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-aerial.livejournal.com
Julio, my parents were on a plane that sank into the ocean. Their bodies have not been recovered.

Date: 2008-04-02 12:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-rictor.livejournal.com
You always have to ruin my fun, do you not?

Date: 2008-04-02 01:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-aerial.livejournal.com
I am not quite sure what you mean by that. I am not attempting to ruin any fun which you may wish to have, and I cannot recall attempting to ruin your fun any time in the recent past.

Date: 2008-04-02 01:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-rictor.livejournal.com
Any time I try to make light of a situation, you always manage to be a ...what is the word I am looking for?

Ah yes. A killjoy.

Date: 2008-04-02 01:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-aerial.livejournal.com
Again, I am not certain as to what you are saying I have done.

Date: 2008-04-02 01:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-rictor.livejournal.com
Lord, save me from these people...

Date: 2008-04-05 01:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wither.livejournal.com
There's no being saved from Crystal, for the record. She will always show up and be a killjoy. Because apparently "obnoxious" is her real area of expertise.

Date: 2008-04-02 04:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-gambit.livejournal.com
You are both very young and immensely stupid to be making statements like this.

Date: 2008-04-02 04:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-rictor.livejournal.com
And you are a complete pinche to make a statement like that.

You do not know me. Do not think that you can make statements about me based upon what I say on the journals.

Date: 2008-04-02 04:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-gambit.livejournal.com
Learn to make statements that do not define you as being very young and immensely stupid then.

Date: 2008-04-02 05:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-rictor.livejournal.com
Do I even know you? chinga tu madre, cabrĂ³n.

Date: 2008-04-02 05:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-gambit.livejournal.com
The next time you decide to make some kind of joking comment about the believed death of someone, you should take a minute to figure out who you are about to piss off. Mark is one of my people, and fifteen of us just spent three days replaying watching him spiked through the chest and disappearing under a bunch of rubble in our heads while trying to confirm the pulped, shattered dead person in the morgue was him or not. One of the six people killed by the things that Mark very nearly gave his life trying to stop.

So who am I? Someone who doesn't think your jokes are very funny.

Date: 2008-04-02 03:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-rictor.livejournal.com
Again, you know nothing about me. Do not presume that I do not care when someone dies, or do not think that I do not have experience with it. Or did you not notice the fact that I made the joke after he was proven to be alive? I am allowed to cope in my own way, and I would rather that strange men I do not know do not come into my journal and start insulting me just because they feel like a pissing contest.

Unless you are just dead set on being insulted, then by all means. Please know that I am the most glad that your man is alive, as he is the only one of you with anything that resembles a sense of humor.

Date: 2008-04-02 04:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-tarot.livejournal.com
Can we perhaps not go insulting a dozen people when only one of them has offended you? I would prefer that strange boys that I barely know do not imply that I or my friends and co-workers do not have senses of humor just because one of them had chosen to respond to you in a way you dislike.

Date: 2008-04-02 04:37 pm (UTC)
xp_daytripper: (thoughtful)
From: [personal profile] xp_daytripper
So... just how long were you at the hospital yesterday after I dragged Wanda's arse back home?

Date: 2008-04-02 04:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-tarot.livejournal.com
Until visiting hours were over and they kicked Doug and I out?

Date: 2008-04-02 04:49 pm (UTC)
xp_daytripper: (cheerful)
From: [personal profile] xp_daytripper
You need sun, and coffee that doesn't taste like watered-down mud. There's a place near Central Park that should be up to your standards - grab your coat, I'm buying. Mark's in good hands and he's not going to be up to anything much for a bit while he's still on the painkillers, so it's time for you to take a break, former roomie o' mine.

Date: 2008-04-02 06:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-pete.livejournal.com
>>>he is the only one of you with anything that resembles a sense of humor.<<<

Up yours, sunbeam. I am renowned for my wit.

For example, I find the fact that while we're all relived about the fact that Mark is alive, you are the only one to crack jokes like "if a body is found makes sure it's the right one" immensely amusing.

Mark isn't dead, and believe me, I'm very, very, glad about that. Some poor bastard who was even more unfortunate *is*, and for added humor value, it's going to be next to impossible to find his family and let them know what happened to him. He's going to be another unsolved statistic, and probably leaving behind friends and family who will never get proper closure, and the odds are he never did anything to deserve it.

Still think that's something that's worth having a sense of humour over?

No, me neither.

Date: 2008-04-02 06:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-polarisstar.livejournal.com
I think it's time for everyone to stand down. Everyone's upset and it's not going to help anything to rage at each other.

There is no way that Julio could have known that anyone else was killed, Pete. I don't disagree that he's being rather insensitive but so far as he knows, Mark was presumed dead and is now alive again. I think he can be forgiven for thinking it was less serious than it is.

I'm sure once he calms down, he'll apologize. In the meantime, may I suggest that your staff just ignores anything further from Julio and focus on the fact that Mark is back?

Date: 2008-04-02 08:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-pete.livejournal.com
My point was based on the idea that "iPod in someone's thorax" should have been what my new colleague, the ex-copper, informs me the professionals call a clue.

Still, you are correct: we are nominally adults, and Mr Richter is not, and we ought to know better. I shall apply the traditional remedy of my people in these situations, and get my staff drunk, instead.

Date: 2008-04-02 08:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-polarisstar.livejournal.com
My point was the iPod in the thorax was not knowledge that Julio would have had. I certainly didn't. And, yes, that he is a teenager who spoke without thinking.

Date: 2008-04-02 06:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-skin.livejournal.com
Maybe wait until the person's out of the hospital before the jokes start next time, huh?

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