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Aug. 25th, 2008 11:19 pm
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I hate Guatemala. With the fire of a thousand suns.

That is all.

Date: 2008-08-26 03:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
Okay, I'll bite, why?

Date: 2008-08-26 03:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-rictor.livejournal.com
It sucks ass. Full of crazy people. And ancient cursed jaguar spirits.

Date: 2008-08-26 03:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wallflower-.livejournal.com
There something wrong with Jaguars?

Date: 2008-08-26 03:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-rictor.livejournal.com
Not jaguars. Crazy women who worship ancient jaguar spirits, entirely different story.

Date: 2008-08-26 03:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wallflower-.livejournal.com
Something tells me we need to hear this story. Take you out for coffee once your girlfriend has decided you're allowed out? *grins*

Date: 2008-08-26 04:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-rictor.livejournal.com
Not much to the story. Crazy lady wanted revenge on the guy that killed her village, used me to do it. Because I was nice and saved her life.

Date: 2008-08-26 10:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wallflower-.livejournal.com
*blinks* Well, I'd have hated to see what she'd do if you hadn't...only, then she'd be dead, so. Zombie crazy lady?

Date: 2008-08-26 03:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
I was right with you up until the cursed jaguar. WTF, dude? Did you guys get all like, Indiana Jones with the Aztec Temples? You didn't find aliens, did you? Because if you did, that movie still makes no goddamn sense.

Date: 2008-08-26 03:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-rictor.livejournal.com
I should probably get this out in the open before someone else does.

I apparently got possessed by an ancient jaguar spirit. I don't remember anything after it bit the hell out of me. I would think everyone was just fucking with me, except my shoulder is somehow magically better.

Date: 2008-08-26 03:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
...

Wasn't that movie on MST3k?

Okay, seriously, dude, yeah, I'd be with the hate too.

Date: 2008-08-26 03:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-rictor.livejournal.com
I swear. If I hadn't seen the shirt with the big bloody hole in it, I still wouldn't believe it.

Date: 2008-08-26 03:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
So, going to see Cats on Broadway, pretty much never gonna happen, like, ever? (I mean, dude, not that anyone SHOULD even without catching pantheritis.)

Date: 2008-08-26 04:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-rictor.livejournal.com
Yeah. I turned into a big fucking cat. No where was that in the job description.

Date: 2008-08-26 04:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
Yeah, I gotta admit, that's pretty high on the fucked up shit o meter.

Date: 2008-08-26 04:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-rictor.livejournal.com
It was my turn. You'd had your yearly kidnapping.

Date: 2008-08-26 04:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
If you weren't a were-kitty, I'd totally throw you in the lake for that.
Edited Date: 2008-08-26 04:12 am (UTC)

Date: 2008-08-26 04:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-rictor.livejournal.com
Was. Was is the word. It better be a fucking one time event.

Date: 2008-08-26 04:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
Yeah, I'm pretty sure no one wants any more "Hey, this cat turned into a random nakey person" I mean, at least Catseye was cute.

Date: 2008-08-26 04:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-rictor.livejournal.com
I'm sure mine would be less hilarious.

Date: 2008-08-26 04:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
I totally never want to see your junk.

Date: 2008-08-26 05:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-rictor.livejournal.com
*sigh*

List of things I wish I could un-hear number 739, right after "so Julio, you turned into a were-jaguar and you owe Monet a new shirt..."

Date: 2008-08-26 03:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-dryad.livejournal.com
Have some cake? There are two in the fridge, or rather parts of two I believe are still there.

Date: 2008-08-26 03:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-rictor.livejournal.com
I will later. My stomach is not happy with the airline food I gave it. Thank you though.

Date: 2008-08-26 04:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-kaminari.livejournal.com
~Translated from Japanese~

You confuse me. A lot, actually. Crazy fucked-up shit aside, are you ok?

~Translated from Japanese~

Date: 2008-08-26 05:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-rictor.livejournal.com
Aside from the full body sprain?

Not really, no.

Date: 2008-08-26 05:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-kaminari.livejournal.com
~Translated from Japanese~

You want me to come over? Would that help? I'd offer you could come here, but it turns out I have a roommate again.

~Translated from Japanese~

Date: 2008-08-26 05:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-rictor.livejournal.com
Sure. If you don't mind me putting my head in your lap.

Date: 2008-08-26 05:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-kaminari.livejournal.com
~Translated from Japanese~

Have I ever objected to you putting your head in my lap, for any reason? There doesn't even have to be sex, unless that would make you feel better.

~Translated from Japanese~

Date: 2008-08-26 05:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-rictor.livejournal.com
I think I am too sore to do anything but lay down.

Date: 2008-08-26 05:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-kaminari.livejournal.com
~Translated from Japanese~

Then pillow-lap it is. I won't even fidget.

~Translated from Japanese~

Date: 2008-08-26 05:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-rictor.livejournal.com
You spoil me.

...

Date: 2008-08-26 10:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-firestar.livejournal.com
Dude, I seriously can't decide which one of us has had the weirdest couple of days.

Re: ...

Date: 2008-08-26 10:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-rictor.livejournal.com
That all depends. What was your weirdness?

Re: ...

Date: 2008-08-26 10:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-firestar.livejournal.com
I'm about to help Forge send a man, who married an older me from another dimension, back home to his actual dimension.

Re: ...

Date: 2008-08-27 12:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-rictor.livejournal.com
Huh. So, trans-dimensional future husbands vs. ancient cursed spirit possession.

We might have to rock-paper-scissor for it.

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