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Hey, the big plane that we are not supposed to know about just came back full of holes.

I am not even going to bother with the "It's none of your buisness, Julio's" and instead go with speculating whether or not we shall see Mothra on the evening news.

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The plane? You are concerned about the plane? What about the people who were on that plane?

Because I am a heartless bastard, obviously.

It's none of your business, Julio.

No one is dead, they will all continue to be not dead.

But perhaps not the plane.

You see?

It was Mothra, wasn't it? Am I right?

You know I can't tell you that. We can neither confirm nor deny the presence of a giant moth and huge lizard fighting it out.

Ignore the reports of the destruction of Toyko.

I still want to know if the jet that I am not supposed to know about turns into a Robot like it does on the Power Rangers.

Or if it did before you broke it.

It is safe to say that at no time has the jet ever turned into a robot.

I just feel it appropriate to point out to whoever the pilot was at the time, that in all known disagreements between aircraft and the ground, the ground has never lost.

Dude, could you fix it so that the jet can turn into a Robot? Because that would be sweet.

Yes. But it would have to weigh about eight times as much, and thus negate any actual flight capability. Giant robots are not mechanically sound unless they're specifically designed for a single task, like the ones you see on assembly lines.

Bah, the laws of physics are no fun.

They're more like guidelines, really.

I still don't get why we're not supposed to know about it. It comes OUT OF OUR BASKETBALL COURT. (And okay, dudes? That is totally bogus when I am up -4- points and the game is called on account of X. I STILL WON.)

Dude, it's in the rules. "Game is always automatically called on account of the jet we are not supposed to know about"

The other one is "If someone sets the ball of fire, flings it into the woods, or teleports it into another dimension and we can't find another ball"

I hate those rules. Who wrote those rules?

Someone who does not want you to win.

We all know about the jet. If, for some reason, anyone on this journal system did not know about it beforehand, they certainly know about it now. Therefore, I do not believe that it can be called something we are not supposed to know about any more.

It is a joke, Crystal. We all know about the jet, so calling it the thing we are not supposed to know about is funny. It is irony, no?

Am I not allowed to make jokes now? Forgive me, next time something bad happens I will become emo instead.

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