x_rictor: (foward)
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x_rictor: (actually wearing glasses)
Ok, here's the deal. It's summer, we're bored, and since I remember my what my own days of amusing myself involved (I've maintained no student counselors were ever harmed) I've decided we should all play a game to direct that energy in a productive way. It's called: "Let's Try To Kick Julio's Ass."

The rules are very simple. I will have a bell. You must take it from me. Only one at a time. No powers unless specified. I'll even make it easy on you. I won't wear my glasses. Heck, I'll do it blindfolded.

If you win, I shall bake for you. I will even wear the frilly apron. Losers have to bake for me, with said frilly apron. And I have a whole list of recipes for you to try.

So, who wants to try to Kick Julio's Ass?

Help?

Oct. 18th, 2008 08:53 pm
x_rictor: (color)
Is it unheard of to, say, develop new abilities?

Hypothetically speaking?

Say, like being able to kind of see in the dark? But not really?
x_rictor: (srsly)
¡viva la independencia! ¡viva Mejico! ¡no dia de independencia por Julio!

Class is almost over. OhGodpleasekillme.

Back.

Aug. 25th, 2008 11:19 pm
x_rictor: (serious)
I hate Guatemala. With the fire of a thousand suns.

That is all.

I'm home.

Jul. 14th, 2008 08:30 am
x_rictor: (foward)
Why I thought a red-eye flight was a good idea, I will never know.

The whole time I was back with my family, I kept calling this place home. I guess that is what it is now. I know my family had hoped I'd go to college someplace closer, but it is what it is.

My abuela also forced me to learn how to cook, since she doesn't trust anyone up north. Be afraid, be very very afraid.

Argh

Jun. 15th, 2008 11:19 am
x_rictor: (Default)
So, my father has decided that a week's worth of his presence is not enough. He's taking me home for a month. It's his idea of a graduation/thank you for getting into college/happy 18th birthday present.

If you think this is a complaint, it's not. I plan to return fat and happy.

Nori, Mi Corazon, I will count the days that we are apart. I'll email you as soon as I get there. For the rest of you, adios.

Holy Crap.

Jun. 7th, 2008 07:40 pm
x_rictor: (serious)
Who let my father in here? Who? Was it you, Dayspring?

Hijo de la... Okay, yes, everyone, that insane man is my father. He is harmless.

Mostly.

OK

May. 5th, 2008 10:16 am
x_rictor: (incredulous)
That's now two people who have wished me a happy Mexican Independance day. I thank you, but I feel I should let you all know that Independance Day is September 16th.

Today is the day we beat the French. And you guys use it as an excuse to get drunk.

(Although, I am told there is something called Steak-o de Mayo that occurs today as well. I feel it must be checked out. In the name of Science.)
x_rictor: (srsly)
Sandino duerme en la selva hasta ese día,
su fusil se ha llenado de lianas y de lluvia,
su rostro no tiene párpados,
pero las heridas con que lo matasteis están vivas
como las manos de Puerto Rico que esperan
la luz de los cuchillos.
x_rictor: (contemplating)
In the past two days, we have been told that someone was dead, only to find out that he is not. I believe we all have learned a very valuble lesson.

Always check for a body. If a body is found, make damn sure that it is the body in question.

On the other hand, I found it was a much better April Fool's ...thing that the others I have recieved today. Gibney, if you rickroll me again I am going to find you and personally break both your hands.
x_rictor: (after a night)
You would think some people would be happier about the whole "me eating an entire earthquake" thing.

For example. My father wants to come up here in person. I can forsee this meeting now:

"Son! I am so proud of you! Never do that again! *throttle*"

Can he even legally do that? Come here I mean?
x_rictor: (i has a plan)
Ah yes, vocabulary tests first thing on Monday morning, how do I hate you. Let Julio count the ways...

It is times like these that I feel like informing my father I have had a change of heart about my schooling and have decided to throw it all away in order to follow my true passion.

That is right, I wish to become .... A Lounge Singer.

Move over, Richard Cheese. Ron Mexico has you in his sights...
x_rictor: (plotting)
Feliz Dia De Los Muertos.

Someone who loves me very much made me sugar skulls and bread. I will clean the kitchen forever for you, mi corazón.

Also, I still have stashed fireworks. This is why I love my holiday. We light things on fire.

(I turned off the translator thing, finally. I can swear as long and as hard as I want now. I win)
x_rictor: (heaven help me)
Big Daddy is not having a good week. Big Daddy has discovered that classes taught by melaglomaniacs are not a good experiment in social psycology. Next time Big Daddy wants to discover what it is like to be psychotically insane, Big Daddy will just read Mein Kampf.

Big Daddy is also digging on the Japanese. The grammar is much like Spanish. But Spanish is still the far superior language. Big Daddy's native language is much prettier, anyway.

~translated from the Spanish~

Whoever thinks that this is wrong, can blow me

SOS

Jun. 9th, 2007 03:36 pm
x_rictor: (angry)
Posting this from my cellphone. Kyle get over here now before your mother asks me how I learned to speak English so well one more time, and my saint medallion, did I realize that was idol worship?
x_rictor: (incredulous)
Okay, now I am home.

"Stay in DC Julio." "Why?" "Because everyone's missing."

A la verrga, people.

Please do not try to top me. I know that you are all very competative, but that is something that can probably be left to me.

Also? Tia Lupe sent with me a half ton of cinnamon cookies. They're on our counter.

I'm off

Jun. 1st, 2007 09:45 am
x_rictor: (cute)
I am leaving for the train station now. I shall be in DC this afternoon. Wedding is Sunday, and I shall return Monday morning.

Do not fret, for the weekend shall be with Peril. I have many aunts who think I am "oh so cute" and want me to come and sit by them and listen to how they know this girl who would be perfect for me...

At least they are feeding me.

Adios, mi niños.

(if I do not return on time, send out a search. I may have been cheek-pinched to death)

So, uh...

May. 23rd, 2007 08:30 pm
x_rictor: (incredulous)
I just got a phone call from my grandparents. My mother's parents. I have not seen or spoken to them since I was oh...ten?

Apparently a cousin of mine is getting married in a couple of weeks in DC and they wish for me to attend. Because they want to see "Palomita's little boy," and since "I'm so close by and, oh they already have train tickets for me."

I do not know how this happened. I blame my father. This is his kind of meddling. I bet it's because he cannot come for parent's day. So he throws the part of my family that legally travel in the U.S. at me. Never mind I thought that they didn't LIKE us.

Mr. Summers? Ms. Munroe? May I attend weekend after next?

A la verrga I'm going to have to find my suit...
x_rictor: (serious)
Big Daddy has snapped fromt stress, and forgotten how to use pronouns again. Big Daddy will only refer to Big Daddy as Big Daddy until someone does something that entertains Big Daddy.

Or pays Big Daddy. A lot of money.

(Big Daddy notes that this is not as much fun without Big Daddy's roommate to torment, but Big Daddy does what Big Daddy can)
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